Here are a few tidbits of humor to help you relax and enjoy the coming Fourth of July, our national birthday! I think that it’s also an appropriate time go give thanks for being born an American. You or I coulda’ been born in Syria or Iraq – count your blessings!
Have a great Fourth and make it a safe one! Your friends, the Conspirators at Pesky Truth
The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in voting concentration.
And on a final note: What has feathers, webbed feet, and certain inalienable rights? The Ducklaration of Independence!
Big H/T to my friend and contributor, Rock!
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