Aside from the serious things like friends, family, the best country in the world and a roof over my head, here are a few things I’m thankful for, and please… have some fun and add your own to the list.
First and foremost, in spite of the yuge question mark we have with Donald Trump, I’m thankful Hillary Clinton is not our president.
I’m also thankful for…
Good hair days.
Finding the most amazing blouse on the clearance rack and there’s only one and it’s my size.
Inside jokes–the dumber, the better.
Hitting green lights all the way to Walmart, or wherever.
Elastic waistbands, especially on Thanksgiving day.
Customer service reps who speak English.
Duct tape and WD-40.
Home-made bread right out of the oven.
Warm fuzzy slippers.
Our kids and grandkids are coming to see us, but they don’t live here.
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